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• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
• America: Well sure why not?
• Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
• America: Whatever you want!
• Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
• America: Okay, sounds like fun!
• Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
• America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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lampsarepeople2:

OH MY GOD

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I think that the worst feeling in the world is when you’re forced to decide if its time to let go, or if going through all the hurt is worth it. I mean, you find something or someone that makes getting up in the morning worth it, someone who manages to put a smile on your face no matter what mood you’re in, a person who constantly reminds you just how much you mean to them, and you don’t want to let that go do you? But one day you wake up, and you’re sad all the time, emotionless almost. And you can’t figure out why.. but you realize that every night you’re going to bed second guessing if things will ever get better.. or if its just going to be the same old thing every day. The struggle, the fighting, the worrying, then pretending to be okay. I just can’t take that anymore. But when I promised forever, I meant it. And I know you do to. I just don’t really understand why this is happening. I feel like we never have anything exciting to talk about, we’re just boring people, with boring conversations. But how is it that at one point we were crazy, and made each other laugh hysterically and just had so much fun. I miss that. And I want it back. I don’t want to have to go and tell my whole life story to someone new and get close to someone else, because you know what? Becoming attached to someone is the most terrible thing to happen to a human being, Because once someone becomes your world, you think that’s all they’ll ever be. Is your world. And you can never get over the fact that at one point, they made you the happiest person on Earth, and at one point, you could go to them for everything but now you feel like your a burden when you go to them with your problems. But I also know, that it takes two to be in any kind of relationship. And maybe, just maybe I haven’t treated him the best. But that’s simply because I’m always upset and I’m not happy anymore. I don’t know what to do. And I would totally love if someone would just tell me, because quite frankly I can’t decide on my own.

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e-l-e-t-r-i-c-f-e-e-l:

HUGE GIVEAWAY! 

so,ME and HER<3 were cleaning out our closets and thought we’d give away some of the stuff we never used, thought some of our lovely followers might enjoy:

Rules

• Must be following ME and HER
• No likes, only reblogs, can reblog up to 5 times (only 5 please)
• will only give away laptop if reaches over 2,000+ notes

What will you win?

• Turtle Backpack
• Nikon Coolpix Camera w/ charger (slightly used)
• Two Pac Sun bathing suit tops and bottom (all size small)
• Steve Madden Mocasins (size 7, never worn + will stretch)
• Wild Fox Tank says: “Let Them Eat Cake” (size small)
• White Grunge Girl Shirt from ZARA (size small)
• Victoria’s Secret’s Pink Yoga Pants (never worn+size small)
• Camera Necklace (forever 21)
• Used IPhone with charger, works well (you’ll need to buy your own plan(; )
• Sliver Used MackBook (If reaches 2,000+ notes)

1. We will ship world wide, your information is private. 
2. We will message the winner and if you don’t respond in 24 hrs. we will choose a new winner. 
3. You will be disqualified if you reblog more than fives time AND if you message us asking to win! We want it to be a fair chance for everyone. 
4. If you have any questions, just ask both of us. 
5. will be choosing randomly! so do not ask!

GOOD LUCK! MAY THE OODS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR(;

ENDS: MAY 1ST!!

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